petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

(via never-sh0w-fear)


nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme

nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme

(via the-absolute-best-posts)


ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via ruinedchildhood)


tastefullyoffensive:

20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]

Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

(via kyrievali)


onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

(via the-absolute-best-posts)


alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

(via the-absolute-best-posts)


southernstreets:

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

so basically perfect.



Gay does not mean interested in you.

shut-up-karen:

cryonetics:

thelucky7th:

bokunosaladbar:

suicidallyreckless:

ronstormer:

Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.

Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.

Get over yourself.

Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”

Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.

Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”

Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’

YES

(via southernstreets)


myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

(via letsbefitforlife)


myhellolovely:

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

I can’t decide if I want to laugh or cry about how true this is.

myhellolovely:

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

I can’t decide if I want to laugh or cry about how true this is.

(via letsbefitforlife)


(via recklezs)



movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.

(via ruinedchildhood)