doksoo:

later half of 2014 goal: become cute

(via michi-chamaaa)


idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

(via pizza)


bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


(via insanity-of-a-daydreamer)


catsbeaversandducks:

Don’t Be Sad, Look At These Baby Ducks

If you didn’t already know, baby ducks are pretty much precious little nuggets of joy. They have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and all other problems because they are perfect.For now we will cure your sadness. In order to do so, you simply have to look at the following pictures of them. It’s an intense journey. Prepare yourself.

All the cuteness via BuzzFeed

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howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via pizza)


littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via insanity-of-a-daydreamer)


seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

image

the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

(via insanity-of-a-daydreamer)


It was funnier when I read it
Me as I tell a Tumblr joke and no one laughs (via himitzu148)

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missbeehaive:

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS


This lady has parenting down 100%.

missbeehaive:

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

This lady has parenting down 100%.

(via insanity-of-a-daydreamer)


imgfave:

Posted by Diamantea

imgfave:

Posted by Diamantea

(via inktoned)


lolsomeone-actually:

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

Maiaiaiane

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breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

(via ohheyyitslyssa)



When someone asks me to do something right after I sit down.


rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via pizza)