slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

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hopeless-dreamer:

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

this is perfect

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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yourfavouritecharacter-isdead:

please don’t unfollow me 
here have a snickers 

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you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url

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yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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